Snack Pack Nazi

Scott studies in the grand reading room in the University of Utah library practically everyday. A lot of hours are spent in that room as well as lunch time. He eats his lunch in there everyday despite the signs saying "no food or drink" but who really has the time to take a break and go eat lunch? Not Scott! He has been told countless times by the same little old man that he cannot eat in there. He sees him almost daily and gets that same lecture yet Scott continues to eat. By now he knows Scott well and still says the same thing every time. I'm pretty sure your lecture isn't working dude! But don't worry, Scott is so clean you can never tell where his is eaten but know where he sat because of the eraser shavings trail under the table but that's just how it goes when your an engineer.

Yesterday Scott gathered his stuff to leave the library and was standing by the garbage about to dump his bags from his empty lunch. He saw this man approaching and starting stuffing his lunch bag into his backpack hoping the man wouldn't notice. But, he still approached Scott and said "you cant eat in here and I saw you stuffing your "snack pack" back into your backpack!"I about died of laughter when Scott told me this story and picturing him frantically stuffing his bags into his back pack and hide from the man. We now refer to this funny old man as the "Snack Pack Nazi."